no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my freedom.
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Whenever I’m with my friends
I eat normally.
But whenever i’m at home……..
Follow youmakemelaugh.info! you will love it on your dashboard;
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I can’t decide what I like most about this video:
- The fact that the guy in blue gloves is casually dancing while still carrying on his work
- How every guy who walks through knows that they need to do that move that’s said in the song while still walking.
- How they all look bewildered as to what the Charlie Brown is.
- And how into it the guy on the right is. BOOTY.
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Can you relate? You sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed. You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up. You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other. You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't. You hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway. You feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. You laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious. You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them. You hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice. You pretend to sleep when your parents come in. You text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud. You hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them. You're always tired no matter how much sleep you get. You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps. You use the "sup" head nod. You just did the nod after you read it. You hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh. You check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
It’s crazy how much I can relate to strangers…I love Tumblr. (:
MYBRETHREN. I HAVE FOUND MY BRETHREN.
I totally friggin’ nodded and then freaked the frick out when I read the next line where it accused me of doing the very thing O_O
THIS.
(Source: pretttycunt, via wowfunniestposts)
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Internet people
Facebook is for popular people
MySpace is for music people
Twitter is for famous people
Bebo is for peedos
Tumblr is for special people
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How you act when you hear a dirty joke..
With your friends:
With your family:
With younger kids:
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- Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
- *10 minutes go by*
- Mom: Are you ready yet?????
- Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
- Mom: Okay, I just have to pee and change clothes, water the plants, feed the dogs, cook dinner. and swim the english channel.
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(Source: gilmored, via fromwithinthesepages)
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haha what the?
That looks like so much fun!
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