jacobtheloofah:

samuelsoro:

moffathavemercy:

fauxface:

zeldalise:

give me a D, give me an O, give me an N, give me an E

i can give you a D

I’ll give you an N and an O

looks like the E is…missing

this is literally the best fucking joke on tumblr oh my gosh

(via livelify)

cocasbenay:

theflamesoflondon:

we all die in 3 weeks whos excited

#bUT CHIRSTMAS

#bUT DOCTOR WHO

#bUT SHERLOCK SEASON 3

#bUT IRON MAN 3

#bUT MY VIRGINITY

#bUT THOR 2 

#bUT THE AVENGERS AND CATCHING FIRE

are we all going to ignore that someone wrote their virginity on here and we just rolled right along with more fandoms

#bUT SUPERNATURAL

(Source: m-eg, via livelify)

senpai-noticed-you-and-he:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

There are two kinds of people in this world.

(Source: pizzaforpresident, via ourdisneymemories)

theepichumor:

Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

THE EYES = THEY SEE,

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

and

MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.

WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:

HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT

(Source: wheatbiscuit, via livelify)

huge-motha-fuckin-snake:

gi-nnyweasley:

harry-ron-andhermione:

professorgilderoy-lockhart:

enemiesofthe-heir:

thechamberofsecrets:

has been opened

shit

don’t worry i’ve got this

no fuck you 

can someone help me rn

HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS

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