1. “He threw all those parties, hoping she’d wander in one night.”

    (Source: duchessofbayridge, via allthisfeelinginflight)

  2. mrflowerside:

    therisingted:

    battleporn:

    So this is Runaways sped up 12% and Brandon became a female country singer.

    I’m dying. 

    holy jesus

    ahahahahaha

    (via shawn-spencer)

  3. shitshilarious:

at what point do you realize you have too many lizards

    shitshilarious:

    at what point do you realize you have too many lizards

    (Source: allaboutreptiles, via livelify)

  4. a-weeping-angel-just:

disneytreblemaker:

miss-atomicbomb:

the-beauty-underneath:

harbek:



David Tennant what are you even part of this universe.

but, I love you.

One of the very few things I will instantly reblog every time probably.

I will always reblog this XD
never not reblogging this

how the hell did he jump that high

he’s david tennantt that’s how

hes a timelord
timelords have springs in their feet

    a-weeping-angel-just:

    disneytreblemaker:

    miss-atomicbomb:

    the-beauty-underneath:

    harbek:

    David Tennant what are you even part of this universe.

    but, I love you.

    One of the very few things I will instantly reblog every time probably.

    I will always reblog this XD

    never not reblogging this

    how the hell did he jump that high

    he’s david tennantt that’s how

    hes a timelord

    timelords have springs in their feet

    (Source: gifmovie, via livelify)

  5. “I don’t take my shirt off and run around on a beach.” 

    (via livelify)

  6. castielsunderpants:

    the best part about this is that they are actually from the show… this is not the gag reel. this is dean’s legitimate face.

    (Source: mishasteaparty, via livelify)

  7. jacobtheloofah:

    samuelsoro:

    moffathavemercy:

    fauxface:

    zeldalise:

    give me a D, give me an O, give me an N, give me an E

    i can give you a D

    I’ll give you an N and an O

    looks like the is…missing

    image

    this is literally the best fucking joke on tumblr oh my gosh

    (Source: zeldaux, via livelify)

  8. cocasbenay:

    theflamesoflondon:


    we all die in 3 weeks whos excited

    #bUT CHIRSTMAS

    #bUT DOCTOR WHO

    #bUT SHERLOCK SEASON 3

    #bUT IRON MAN 3

    #bUT MY VIRGINITY

    #bUT THOR 2 

    #bUT THE AVENGERS AND CATCHING FIRE

    are we all going to ignore that someone wrote their virginity on here and we just rolled right along with more fandoms

    #bUT SUPERNATURAL

    (Source: m-eg, via livelify)

  9. senpai-noticed-you-and-he:

    sir-laughsalot:

    laughoutloudrightnow:

    pizzaforpresident:

    have you ever seen a chicken strip

    image

    image

    There are two kinds of people in this world.

    (Source: coolator, via the-tip-top-club)

  10. When you rearrange the letters in the word ‘ASTRONOMER’, you get ‘MOON STARER’.

    theepichumor:

    Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

    THE EYES = THEY SEE,

    THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

    DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

    SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

    ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

    SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

    THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

    ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

    and

    MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.

    WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:

    HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT

    (Source: karpitol, via livelify)

  11. huge-motha-fuckin-snake:

    gi-nnyweasley:

    harry-ron-andhermione:

    professorgilderoy-lockhart:

    enemiesofthe-heir:

    thechamberofsecrets:

    has been opened

    shit

    don’t worry i’ve got this

    no fuck you 

    can someone help me rn

    HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS

    (via livelify)